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  1. 5

    A Most Unusual Transfer by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)  

    04 Jul 2026

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    Wednesday Addams finds the castle charming. The students find her terrifying. Harry Potter is intrigued. The Malfoys are offended. Dumbledore may regret everything. The ghosts are pleasant. The dungeons are cozy. The forbidden corridors show promise. The Slytherins, unfortunately, require improvement.
    Harry Potter is used to being stared at, whispered about, and judged by reputation. Wednesday understands that. She simply finds the whole process inefficient.
    When Dumbledore summons the Addams family for a guardian conference, Hogwarts gets more than it bargained for. Morticia finds Bellatrix Black fascinating. Gomez decides Lucius Malfoy has insulted the family honor. Wednesday quietly makes herself at home.
    Hogwarts has always had darkness.
    It has never had darkness with excellent manners, devoted parents, and a taste for the dramatic.

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    Send Me an Angel by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving  

    03 Jul 2026

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    Leonard Mitchell is an Angel of Darkness. He's survived an Apocalypse, seen more than his share of strange things, and isn't easily surprised. But waking up in a teenager's body in the middle of a magical tournament, surrounded by floating candles and a talking hat, being called "Harry Potter"? That, he definitely didn't expect.
    Welcome to Hogwarts, Mr. Chosen One

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    unknown number by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    03 Jul 2026

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    Shane sees his ex at a cafe and texts what he thinks it’s a dud number to look busy, little does he know it belongs to Ilya. Shane uses the thread to use as a reminder for stuff he has to do. Ilya enjoys reading what this mysterious man does until he gets a text at 3am.

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    kiss and (don't) make up by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    07 Jun 2026

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    “We need you to argue again,” Dykstra says suddenly.

    A few seconds of silence follow, three sets, four if you include Haasy looking up uncertainly every couple of seconds, of eyes trained on them expectantly.

    “You want us to argue?” Shane repeats slowly, confusedly.

    Bood nods solemnly. “We played the best game of the fucking season after your argument—”

    “It wasn’t because of our argument,” Shane tries to counter, but Ilya’s pretty sure he even knows it’s pointless.

    “It was because of your argument,” Wyatt says. “You need to argue on game days.”

    Dykstra points between Shane and Ilya. “We need you to argue tomorrow. No questions asked. You are the Captain and the Captain’s first man.”

    “Sorry?” Shane says at the same time Ilya says, “No.”

     
    Or the Ottawa Centaurs win a game after Shane and Ilya have a petty argument and turn it into a superstition. Texting fic edition.

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    Save Us Jane, You’re Our Only Hope by

    Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    29 Jun 2026

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    Cliff Marleau doesn't know what the fuck happened between Rozy and Montreal Jane a month ago, but if Rozanov doesn't let up on all this extra conditioning he's going to lose a rookie.

    Rozanov has been miserable ever since the last time they played Montreal, and Marleau's smart enough to put two and two together. This reeks of girlfriend trouble.

    Or of "not quite girlfriend" trouble, as the case may be.

    Whatever his Captain did, Marleau takes it up on himself to tell Montreal Jane just how sorry Ilya is, and beg for forgiveness on his behalf.

    **

    Set post-tuna melt, but pre-All Stars.

    Now ft. Ilya's reaction, and Marleau's reaction to finding out who the mysterious Jane was this whole time (part 3).

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    KIK by

    Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF  

    01 Jun 2026

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    February 22, 2018
    11:10am

    Jayingee: hey sexy ;) saw your pfp and knew i had to add you. 23/m, you?

    AlbertsStuff: i’m flattered but that’s kinda gay

    Jayingee: fuck
    Jayingee: i’m not gay dawg my stupid bot’s coding just messes up and dms guys sometimes

    AlbertsStuff: you’re a REAL PERSON???

    albert receives a suspicious bot message, and decides to mess around with it.

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    Little Acts of Static by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    03 Jul 2026

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    A collection of fluffy Staticbelle oneshots. (Tropes Vary by oneshot, but are always fluff based)

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    Ilya Rozanov Left the Chat by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    13 Jun 2026

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    [A mixed media texting fic]

    Сегодня 20:51
    Shane added Ilya Rozanov to the chat.

    Shane changed the chat name to Centaur Rookies
    Hayden changed the chat name to Shane Yawn-lander
    Wyatt changed the chat name to Shane the Snore and Those He Bores
    JJ changed the chat name to Ron-pshi, Ron-pshi

    Cliff Marlow: hey roz

    Ilya Rozanov left the chat.

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    29/?
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    The Strongest Fanboy by

    Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)  

    03 Mar 2026

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    Satoru Gojo accepted death with the serenity of someone who had given his all. But in his final moments, a trivial question crossed his mind: What would Naruto, the heroine of my favorite manga, do in my place?

    He just didn’t expect the universe to answer so literally

    Reborn in the world of Naruto as Hatake Kakashi’s younger brother should have been a dream — but for Satoru, it’s a strategic mission

    Born eight years before the great protagonist comes into the world, he has a clear goal: prepare the ground, clear the path of suitors...

    The problem? The ninja world isn’t making it easy. Nanami reincarnated as Naruto’s uncle and swore to protect her from Satoru’s bad influence. Geto is now a Nara who just wants peace, but always ends up dragged into his ex-best friend’s chaos. And Sukuna? Well, the King of Curses is now Sakura’s brother and lives to sabotage Satoru’s romantic plans — just for the pleasure of watching the world burn

    Caught between being called a pervert by Kakashi, monitored by an outraged Jiraiya, and restrained by a relentless Nanami, Satoru has to prove that his fanboy obsession is, in fact, true love

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    Go for it, Judelow! by

    Fandoms: Strength SMP  

    06 Jan 2026

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    During a fight, Jude and Sharpness end up accidentally falling into a trap together.

     

    --
    His wishful thinking is interrupted when a strangled scream cuts through the air.

    Jude barely has time to look up, seeing the overhead light from the open sky suddenly go dark as another body drops into the pit, armor flashing as it falls past the leaves and landing hard onto Jude.

    “SHIT.” Sharpness.
    --

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    the rolex guy is gay? by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    05 Jan 2026

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    Shane and Ilya are outed via fanmail. This is a random user's twitter timeline.

    (Or, most people have zero idea who these hockey guys are. Wait? Is that the Rolex guy?)

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    Brand me with your hands so everyone can see. by for elenarowan

    Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

    01 Mar 2026

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    Max arches a brow. “Carlton, though? You two are dating and you don’t even kiss? Is it just a preference thing?”

    Will sighs, resigned. He drops his hands. “Okay. Honestly?” He hesitates, then shrugs. “He was a bad kisser. And I just… couldn’t get excited around him. At all.”

    The reaction is immediate and merciless. Dustin makes a dramatic gagging noise. El gasps like she’s been handed gossip gold. Lucas high-fives Max, shaking her hand in his.

    Mike doesn’t say anything. He just watches Will, watches the way he shrugs it off, the way he laughs a little too loud, the way his ears go red.

     

    Or, Will's new boyfriend is a bad kisser. Mike thinks it's a crime that no one has kissed Will properly. He's on a goal to change that, Carlton be damned.

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    Silent Bond by

    Fandoms: ダイヤのA | Daiya no A | Ace of Diamond  

    03 Jul 2026

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    People are born with their soulmate’s first words carved into their skin. Simple, right?
    Not when your name is Sawamura Eijun—pitcher extraordinaire, irreversibly mute, and blessed with two unaware soulmates.
    Eijun can handle a lot of things: Seido’s hyper-competitive baseball club, its stoic drill-sergeant coach, and even getting heard.
    What he can’t handle is realizing his wrestling-maniac roommate and the team’s smug tanuki catcher are his soulmates. Who are dating each other... and have no idea he’s theirs.

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    good things don't learn from themselves by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    21 Feb 2026

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    Shang Qinghua let out a long, shaky breath. “Right. Okay. Sure. No problem. I can work with that. That’s fine.” He shifted the baby in his arms, looking down at the tiny, squirming face, the damp lashes clinging together. “You hear that? As long as you make it to the sect, everything’s good. Easy quest conditions. No trauma required.”

    Luo Binghe made a faint snuffling sound, unimpressed.

    Shang Qinghua’s smile collapsed almost instantly. “Oh, gods, what am I saying?” He scrubbed a hand over his face, leaving another smear of drying blood. “I’m not qualified for this! I can barely keep myself alive half the time! You need—uh—you need a responsible, kindhearted woman from a humble background with good soup-making skills, not a chronically overworked peak lord-slash-spy!”

    The baby responded by making a small, gurgling noise that sounded alarmingly like agreement.

    “Don’t sass me,” Shang Qinghua muttered. “You’re, like, twelve minutes old.”

    ---

    Just another fic where Shang Qinghua ruins canon and gains a son.

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    A Work In Progress by

    Fandoms: Men's Volleyball RPF, Ryujin Nippon  

    23 May 2025

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    Yuki Ishikawa and Ran Takahashi are in love with each other. Everyone knows this. Well, everyone except those two idiots themselves.

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    The Hayden Pike App Verse by

    Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types

    08 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander, Famous by

    Fandom Heated Rivalry (TV), Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)

    15 Jun 2026

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    Suns and Other Shiny Things by

    Fandoms: DCU, Justice League - All Media Types  

    21 Oct 2024

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    No-one knows Batman's identity. (Except Clark.)

    Nightwing joins the Justice League. No-one knows why Batman is so nice to him. (Except Clark.)

    Scarecrow releases a fear toxin. (Clark is having a very long day.)

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    Blast From The Past by

    Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), Addams Family - All Media Types  

    19 Oct 2023

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    Tyler struggles with feelings of inadequacy when a guy from Wednesday's past comes into the Weathervane one evening

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    No, Mr. Wayne, You Can't Adopt Me! by

    Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types  

    20 Sep 2023

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    Bruce's personal assistant is scarily competent---she seems to know the best decision at each time, predict emergencies, and is an expert at handling all of his children. But what if there's more to her than meets the eye?

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