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Without a Doubt by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 May 2026
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Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”
“I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”
“Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”
“Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.
“♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.
“What?”
“Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”
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- Part 1 of certaintyverse
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It's all Canadian Vodka's fault by FriPie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Feb 2026
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In the early hours of Saturday, the Hockey world was ablaze with the news that Ilya Rozanov was dead. Killed in a tragic car accident leaving behind a slew of devastated fans and a grieving husband still reeling in shock.
The news also came as an incredible shock to Ilya when he awoke that same day, hungover and bleary, but very much alive.
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Que fanfic boa! Nao consegui parar de ler! Mt boa!
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Under the Ice by StupidCanadianWolfBird1221pillow
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Heated Rivalry (TV) RPF, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Rachael reid
04 Jul 2026
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Ilya and Shane, idiot teenagers, try to make each other’s lives worse in increasingly affectionate ways.
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Patrick Stump is NOT gay. He's by far the least gay man ever. So when he deducts he may have a crush on one very male Pete Wentz, he takes it up to himself to make sure he stays straight. This is by convincing Pete to transition after slipping estrogen into his coffee over the span of many months..will he stay straight or fall into the hands of the blue hair pronouned liberal agenda.. (this is a joke im a lesbian)
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Buggy finds himself, against his will, on an archaeological dig with his best friend Dracule Mihawk — a passionate history enthusiast and professor to a handful of students. Everything goes wrong when Buggy accidentally awakens a mummy: a long-forgotten pharaoh lost to history. Now the ancient ruler won’t leave him alone !
Why is Buggy so cursed with men ?
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- Part 1 of Monster x Human
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the honeymoon suite by lanallite
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jun 2026
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“So we meet again,” Ilya shouts, a lazy grin on his face as he peers at Shane from the Ottawa penalty box.
Shane glares back from Montreal’s penalty box, deadpan look on his face. He’s still fuming—angry that he got called for a practically non-existent penalty, angry that Ilya called for the same stupid penalty, and angrier that they’re both sitting out for the next two minutes of play because of it.
At least Ilya doesn’t seem too phased by it. In fact, he seems to be enjoying himself.
“You come here often?” Ilya asks in a flirtatious tone.
Shane snorts, shaking his head. “Not that often. But I heard you’re here a lot.”
Ilya spreads his arms. “Ah, but the penalty box is always better when you’re in yours, too. You always look so cute in there. Like a wet kitten.”
or: five times Shane and Ilya end up in their respective penalty boxes at the same time while playing against each other, plus one time they end up sharing one as teammates.
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The Blueprint by FyrestoneSiren for AquariusYoukai
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jun 2026
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After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.
Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.
Edit: Additional content added 27/06/2026 in relation to future fic "The Benchmark" 😈
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- Part 1 of Prompts
- Part 1 of Metros & Centaurs Assemble ♡
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Hayden ignored him. "Like, this is not a theoretical ideal anymore. The benchmark is real. The benchmark is Ottawa’s terrifying Russian asshole prince."
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pull me in and touch my neck by bombshvll
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
16 Jun 2026
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He would've been fine if it had only happened occasionally. He could handle a few instances of it, but as it stood, Kirishima Eijirou was the cutest motherfucker to ever walk this wretched planet he'd been unfairly born on, and Katsuki, powerful explosion quirk or not, was still only human.
or; Kirishima Eijirou gives Bakugou Katsuki insane cuteness aggression.
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Wrong Address (Hayden vs. ...Sex Toys?) by ilyalovshane
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Jun 2026
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[email protected] - Your package has been delived to your adress.
Hayden: Hey man, I think your package had been delivered to my house? Can I open it? I'm curious.
[opens without a reply]
Hayden finding out about Ilya and Shane after a wrong delivery of sex toys.
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- Part 1 of People finding out about Hollanov
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Harry Potter dies.
Again.
Death is not pleased.
After seven failed timelines, one mountain of paperwork and a signed Form 734B, Harry is sent back to the age of nine with all his memories intact and a chance to do things differently.
This time, Harry intends to ask questions.
This time, he intends to read the fine print.
And this time, Death would really appreciate it if he stopped dying.
My take on the Reptilia28 challenge.
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Harmony WIP
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XOXO by hertzbenign for Sharpy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
03 Jul 2026
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Grace knows he's not imagining it.
There's a hand underneath the table, trailing up his skirt, and fingering at the crease of his thigh.
He bites his lip and doesn't stop it.
Instead, he just spreads his legs further.
"Well," Rocky says from beside him. "Should we start the meeting now?"
His knuckles brush up against Grace's aching cunt.
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There's an itch inside Grace.
Luckily, guess who can reach deep enough to scratch it?
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I Think My Son and His Friend Are A Couple by papayabridgers
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jun 2026
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“I (45M) think my son (20M) and his friend (20M) are dating. How do I make them comfortable?”
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David Hollander consults Reddit for help with his son and his potential relationship.
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Inspired by Suzanne Collins’s "The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes," this series explores the idea of an alternative universe that imagines Lucy Gray as the First Lady of Panem and the beloved wife of President Coriolanus Snow.
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Something Unconventional by TrebleRose89
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 May 2026
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For the first time in years, the Centaurs are playing at home the weekend of Ottawa's annual comic con, and Wyatt is hoping to convince some of his teammates to go with him.
Luca eagerly accepts the invitation, Ilya decides to join out of sheer pity, and Troy... Well, Troy's still not entirely sure how Ilya roped him into going, but it's too late to turn back now.
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In Eddie's defense, he grew up watching telenovelas, okay?
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Or: Eddie misses his husband, and makes it everyone's problem.
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Operation Get Roz a SAP by dntat for Lanabean
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
18 Apr 2026
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Bood: And what would this person need to get Roz to settle down?
Roz: must be most beautiful person you have ever seen
Roz: very funny but does not know they are funny
Roz: and suck dick like their life depends on itOr: The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements. What they don't know is that their captain has already found that person.
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little dragons, warm in our keep by lilithbones
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
01 May 2026
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In one world, Lucerys Velaryon grows up, falls in love with his former enemy, and has several very chaotic children.
In this world, he is thirteen and has done none of that.
This becomes a problem when two of those children show up anyway.
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It seemed like a good idea at the time. Renting a beach house with your friends for the summer - after last year's warm breeze flew you apart on different journeys.
But what do you do when your best friend is seemingly way ahead of you - in just about everything?
Maybe it was a bad idea when Will suggested that he and Mike should race against each other to see who could lose their virginity first.
That summer wasn’t going to be anything he’d ever imagined. Much worse than losing a stupid fucking race and much better than winning it.
“We could make a race out of it?” Maybe it was the way Will’s eyes beamed and the way the words of the suggestion left him, that intrigued something in Mike.
Mike hesitated before answering, not wanting to sound too eager, “How?”
“Whoever gets laid first, wins.”
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"Hey, how you feeling hun?" a quiet voice said sounding weirdly unlike his husbands.
Ilya slowly blinked open his eyes, the rooms lights had been dimmed and he silently thanked whoever this fake Shane was for turning them down. His head was fucking killing him.
"That's it, take your time," fake Shane said soothingly.
Ilya finally got his eyes open and began to look around the room, he was right, he had been in the hospital. Fuck that was a nasty hit, he wondered how long he'd been out for. He turned his head to ask fake Shane, when he locked eyes with him.
Ilya snatched his hand away sitting up far too fast as the room began to spin.
Why the fuck was Hayden Pike holding his hand and and calling him hun? Had Ilya died and gone to hell?
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You Want Me to Throw It? by BurntLightning
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
23 Oct 2025
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Peter catches Steve’s shield after a training mishap causes it to ricochet slightly off course. Tony tells him to try throwing it.
So Peter throws it and puts a hole in the wall.