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“No relationship is perfect, especially when you have to meet in the middle. But I’m very happy.”
“I gather your Max is not from your world, then?” the reporter gently presses for details.
“Uhm.” Charles looks down at his hands and smiles. His Max. “I’ll just say that… I know how to drive, he knows Aristotle.”Or: Charles is a F1 driver, Max is doing his PhD at Cambridge. It really shouldn’t work. Somehow, it does.
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Est lives his life like a military operation.
Everything has a schedule, a place, and a correct way to exist. He likes his routines the way oxygen likes being essential—strict, non-negotiable, and personally offensive if interrupted. He likes silence, order, and people who know how to stay out of his way.
Unfortunately for him, William exists.
A disaster with zero respect for Est’s blood pressure. Personal space? Optional. Boundaries? Decorative. William keeps appearing in every corner of Est’s carefully planned life like an annoying cockroach that refuses to die with that same grin that could steal hearts.
William insists it’s destiny, Est is convinced it’s a curse.
Which is exactly why Est has no idea how a simple literature review somehow escalated into him sitting on William’s lap kissing him like there would be bonus points afterward.
And the worst part?
William looks at him like this had always been the final answer, and Est—just missed the whole entire lecture.
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How Chuuya Got a New Partner Without Really Trying (or Wanting) by Writing_Bumblebee
Fandom 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
26 Jul 2024
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Chuuya is ten when Ranpo and Fukuzawa find him in the aftermath of the Sheep's annihilation and take him in. He grows up away from the Mafia and its violence, and finds a family in the ADA. All is well until a certain mackerel enter his life, bringing his chaos (and his shitton of trauma) along. He's standoffish, with dead eyes and the smell of danger all over him.
Chuuya really, really doesn't like him.Until he does.
(An ADA!Chuuya AU, but with a twist.)
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If I Can't Be Everything To You, You'll Be Nothing To Me by IAmWhelmed for StillKickingIt
Fandoms: Super Sons (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman (Comics)
28 Jul 2021
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Jon breaks Damian's heart, and in the midst of this, an old family friend of the Al Ghuls seeks to take advantage.
Damian finds himself betrothed to a boy he knows nothing about, who seems more interested in getting into his pants than getting to know him. Dick and Tim struggle to figure out why Damian is so willing to marry someone Talia picked for him, while Bruce tries to find a way to stop the wedding without pushing his son away, and right into the arms of a family he doesn't trust. Jon mourns the loss of his friendship with Damian, and finds himself spiraling, wondering why they can't just go back to the way things were. Can Bruce and the rest of the family stop Damian before he makes a huge mistake? Will Jon ever find his way back to Damian's side, again?
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“Namjoon, there’s no clean way to put this, so I’ll just say it. I want to drop my fucking ass on his dick. I’m on a mission to fucking, suck his dick before he finishes this fucking roof job.”
Namjoon laughs. “Fair enough. They should be done in a week so make your move fast.”
Yoongi’s determined. He’s got six days, and by day six, he’ll be riding Jimin's cock. He’s absolutely certain of it. It’s the mission of his fucking life.
Or, the one where Yoongi does stupid shit to try and get the hot builder in his bed.
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“You know ,” Jimin says after some minutes. Yoongi glances briefly to see him smirking, eyes on his hands still. “You could just ask me on a date instead of breaking your house and paying me to come and fix it. Might be cheaper.”
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Sequel to “Growing Up Grimmauld” and “Harry Happens to Hogwarts.” Harry starts his second year at Hogwarts. There’s a basilisk in the pipes that could really use lessons on how to be a predator, Harry’s Great-Grandpa Arcturus is insisting that he follow boring things like “rules,” and the Albus man is still trying to stop Harry happening to everyone he meets. Meanwhile, Grimmauld Place is trying to teach Malfoy Manor to be a better sentient house.
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- Part 3 of Harry of Grimmauld Place
- Part 3 of From Litha to Lammas 2026
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Drawing a Line by LovelyRose28
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
29 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov have been best friends since they were twelve. They were attatched at the hip, as much as two straight guys could be.
Everyone accepted that Shane and Ilya were just being Shane and Ilya.Or: Shane and Ilya think they know where to draw the line between straight best friends and whatever the hell they keep doing.
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Where Is Shane Hollander? by hallwayfights
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
26 Jun 2026
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The Ottawa Centaurs were finally Stanley Cup champions. After a tight game against San Jose, it was time for the team to celebrate. Except when Shane gets a bit too drunk, suddenly no one can find him. Now Ilya must use the clues at his disposal to figure out where Shane went, and get him home in one piece.
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SunShane by khadijasafespace
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
23 Jun 2026
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After SunShane SPF50 leaves him with the worst breakout, Ilya does what any reasonable person would do: he leaves a one-star Amazon review and a complaint on Reddit demanding a refund. However, instead of a refund, he gets a reply back from the company's polite and handsome CEO Shane.
Or: One angry Reddit post leads to Instagram stalking, horny DMs, getting stuck in a one-bed hotel room, and an Italian wedding.
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zoro is annoyed at law and needs a passive aggressive way to insult him. that's what leads him to a small flower shop
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First is live on TikTok during the GMM Outing 2026, and he thinks he closes it before going back inside to have some fun with his (secret) boyfriend, Khaotung. But unbeknownst to him, his live is still open with his camera aimed at the edge of the bed, giving fans just enough to go wild in his comment section.
What will happen when he realizes his mistake?
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the lovely things said and worn by ADabOfBlessings
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
16 Jun 2026
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Arcee, standing behind her all this time, leaned down and peeked at her message, cerulean optics skimming over the words. Then she straightened and placed her servos on her hipplates, releasing a small chuckle. "I cannot believe you just dad-trapped him."
There followed loud exclamations from both Autobots and humans, all while Miko continued to look impishly satisfied.
Jack nearly tumbled forward as he grabbed the girl's phone from her grasp and read the message for himself to confirm what Arcee was saying.
Miko: Hey OP! Can you come to base pretty please with cherry on top? Thanks dad!
OP: I am on my way.
Jack slowly lowered her phone in disbelief. "I cannot believe you called him dad just so you could make him a flower crown."
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Miko makes flower crowns for the TFP gang
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Dadimus Prime, ahoy. We need more of this.
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Happy Birthday, Ilya by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Jun 2026
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Hazy: Happy birthday, Roz!
Bood: Happy birthday, Cap!
Barrett: Happy birthday!!
Dykstra: It’s your birthday!
Haas: Happy birthday, Captain! You are the most wonderful hockey player and leader, and I hope today is your best birthday yet ❤️
Ilya: Well, it’s not, so your wishes mean nothing.
Bood: Okay. Well.
Bood: Looks like we are feeling a bit dramatic today.Hazy: Do you want to expand, or how can we best support you?
Ilya: I will expand even though it is incredibly painful to do so.
Barrett: Oh, goody.
Ilya: My husband.
Ilya: Shane Hollander.
Ilya: The supposed love of my life.
Ilya: The holder of my heart and half of my assets.
Ilya: The future father of my children and feeder of my dog.
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When The Devil Shows Up On Your Dashboard Again by TheOneWithTheBook
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
30 Jun 2026
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Abbey @abbeygabby
I swear, if I watch this press conference and NASA announce Mark Watney’s DEAD, I am going to contribute to some statistics #NASAANNOUNCMENTOr,
The internet has a lot of thoughts about the fact Mark Watney is being picked up from Mars by an undead middle-school teacher and his new alien best bud
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- Part 2 of Most Of The Time, We Don't Have Anyone
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Roller Coaster🎢 by Slowburn69
Fandoms: Off Campus (TV 2026), Off-Campus Series - Elle Kennedy
30 Jun 2026
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Allie Hayes knows calling Dean Di Laurentis is a terrible idea. She does it anyway.
Dean Di Laurentis knows getting involved with one girl is a bad idea. He does it anyway.
Between hockey games, breakups, hookups, and everything in between, this is the story of Dean and Allie after the roller coaster leaves the station.
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Best of Seven by ARustySpork
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 May 2026
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“I’ve been looking at Twitter,” Ilya said, one hand on the wheel and the other playing with the hair at the nape of Shane’s neck. It wasn’t doing much to calm the stiffness in his shoulders. “Is not so bad, most people are more mad at your GM than you. It helps that everything is so mysterious.”
“Really?” Pava asked, his head appearing from the backseat. “I see people very mad at him.”
“Not helping, Pava.”
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Shane Hollander moves to Boston and tries to find his place on a new team. In some ways, it's more difficult than he expected.
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- Part 2 of If it wasn't for that meddling kid
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“You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.
“I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”
He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.
When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.
(the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)
(or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)
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"I…" Ze felt a clog in his throat. Like something was stopping him.
"What's going on?" The entity asked him one more time.
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"I think…"
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"I think I may have some…" Ze let the words flow out slowly. "Unresolved… Family issues…"
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"More so, issues with just my father. Give or take." Ze finished.OR:
Ze contemplates his future and the overbearing expectations from his father. Regect comforts him and takes his fear away.
Ze has some anger and daddy issues, and Regect has some abandonment issues!
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- Part 8 of dum dum regect oneshots
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make it an art, dance in the dark by artistic_pussy_power
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
13 Apr 2026
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It was a couple of hours later that he woke up, head pounding, to yelling. Someone was shaking him awake, calling his name. It should have been a surprise to see Zuko, dressed in all black, a theatre mask in hand, but all Jee could feel was confusion.
"I need your help, Lieutenant," Zuko said and that's when everything had changed.
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Zuko never learns his lesson