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When did it start? When Vincent Whittman strode into hell.
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Between a creepy boss, a less-than-ideal housing situation and his mothers’ increasing medical debt, Alastor is young, broke and desperate.
Desperate enough to seduce the rich man who just walked into his bar.
Except Alastor has a problem; being a sugar baby involves actually accepting help.
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Aka the modern setting, romcom, sugar daddy AU that no one asked for.
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Jacob Lash currently has two things on his to-do list: summon an elder god and sleep with Pocket. At least one of these is harder than it should be.
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One island. Two territories.
One city. Two rulers.
One purpose. Two very different men.The North and the South.
The Hwangs and the Lees.
Hyunjin and Felix.What happens when fate brings two very different individuals together?
What happens when Hyunjin and Felix are forced to work side by side under circumstances neither of them asked for?Old tension resurfaces. Lines begin to blur.
Because when two of the most intoxicating forces collide… something is bound to unravel.
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Chaotic, But Better Days – Vaggi Week 2026 Group Chat Fanfic by RobotFromUpNorth
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
08 Jul 2026
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For Vaggi Week 2026!
The shenanigans of the Hazbin Hotels crew's Group Chat. With a focus on Vaggi and everything she has to put up with having these people in her life.
From wholesome to bizarre and everything in between. Each chapter will focus on a day's prompt.
This year's prompts are:
Day 1: Past/Future
Day 2: Outfit/Cosplay
Day 3: Meme/Angst
Day 4: Friends/Rivals
Day 5: Pin up/Artistic Nudity
Day 6: Human/Swap
Day 7: Dance/Training
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Some things break easily.
Some things just need a good hit to start working again.
Marinette is… still figuring out which one she is.She and Adrien keep running into each other like the universe is playing a very specific (and very annoying) joke on them. Wrong place, wrong time, wrong feelings, wrong page—rinse and repeat.
It’s not that they don’t work. It’s that they never quite work at the same time.
A companion to You Got a (horny) Friend in Me, told from Marinette’s perspective.
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- Part 2 of Hopelessly Platonic
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Draco Malfoy always knew his name was both an inheritance and a chain. Hermione Granger always knew her intelligence would be her only weapon. What neither of them expected was to become central pieces on the same board.
Between blood rivalries, unlikely friendships, and ancestral secrets, Draco and Hermione find themselves at the center of something bigger than either of them. Voldemort prepares his return. And Grindelwald, defeated but not destroyed, comes back to reclaim what he lost.
At the heart of it all: a Muggle-born girl who carries Merlin's blood. And a Malfoy heir who will have to choose between the legacy he inherited and the future he wants to build.
The Malfoys aren't followers. They're strategists. They know hurricanes pass, lords fall, and the roots remain. This is a story about the weight of a name, the price of loyalty, and the strength of the roots.
Slow burn. Ancestral magic. And the weight of a name that can save, or destroy everything.
Originally written in Portuguese and translated into English.
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Suddenly, Guanshan turned around, expression blank.
"I don't get it," he said, after a considering pause.
"Get what?"
"That you are into that. What part does it for you, huh?" The words that He Tian would have found charming in any other circumstances sounded incongruous with the calm tone. Guanshan put his hand on He Tian's bicep and harshly pulled, bringing both of them to eye level, close enough to notice a stray eyelash resting against his cheek. He Tian's vision swirled, leaving only the red speck standing out. "Tell me."
The night before He Tian leaves on an impromptu six-week business trip, Guanshan makes a rather aggressive show of just how badly he wants him to stay.
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Pay Your Taxes! by CoveyHollow
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Jul 2026
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In which Zen foolishly thought he can get away with not paying his taxes.
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Cas survived wars, loss, her family, and centuries of life.
Billy Butcher survived on hatred alone.
Neither of them knew the worst thing that could happen to them would be each other.
Canon-divergent The Boys OC fic featuring Soldier Boy's twin sister, terrible coping mechanisms, found family, unresolved trauma, emotionally constipated idiots, and far too many bad decisions.
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Shadow Milk, the ex-prodigy student and weird kid, and Pure Vanilla, the student council president and academic weapon, found themselves paired together for a school project when no one would pair with either of them, and the two begin to form an almost friendship like bond between themselves, even as Shadow Milk pulls and pushes away from Pure Vanilla trying to avoid attachment to this kind classmate, all while Pure Vanilla tries to understand his troubled classmate and help him through his other friendships and his unresolved struggles.
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If It's Free, It's Probably A Total Scam by onika
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
07 Jul 2026
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"Your Highness, there is a dark aura that surrounds you," whispers the royal mage who fancies himself an exorcist.
It's true that he is a prodigy, but Prince Bennett still isn't too sure he trusts this Liyuean's methods.
February Ficlet Challenge 2020
Feb. 16: Royalty AU OR CakeSeries
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Teasing Robert is a dangerous game, you’re lucky he’s desperate.
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— Я был хорошим мальчиком, — раздался вдруг насмешливый, бархатистый голос. — Снимите их с меня, лейтенант.
Хару вздрогнул, сбитый с мысли. Лейтенант? Откуда он знает его звание? Хару подозрительно уставился на мужчину.
Тот хмыкнул, словно прочитав его мысли.
— Гадаешь, как узнал? Достаточно просто иметь глаза и знать значение звезд на погонах.
Хару мысленно выругался.
Действительно.
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Divine Resurgence | Lucifer Morningstar x Reader by Flamma_Lupum
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
07 Jul 2026
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When you woke up in Hell, you had no clue why you were there. You did everything right; you lived your life just as Christianity told you to! So why were you there, and not in Heaven? Even if Heaven didn't seem to be as perfect as everyone prophesized it to be in life...
Hell, it's still bad, it's still a place of evil, chaos and drugs and sex and sin. Ironically, it's not much different from Earth in some ways... The streets reek of booze, sex and blood, but even Hell can have a silver lining to it, you've realized...
Lucifer Morningstar, that smug, prideful, handsome angel/demon man is sin himself in every possible way that a man can be. The very instinct someone should have upon hearing his name should be to turn tail and run. But you understand now why Eve was so tempted by him in the garden. The angel who first fell from Heaven could make any human fall to their knees for him with just how tempting he is...
So, why... why does he lure you in like a moth to a flame? Why does this man with a painful past who gave up on your fellow sinners cast temptation on you so easily? Should you focus on your own salvation, or succumb to the desire to mend the broken soul of the fallen angel himself?
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Put nine people in the same room, and they aren't likely to agree on much. Put nine tails on the same fox, and they'll refuse to ever speak to one another for the next thousand years. But one thing all of Kunou's tails can agree on... this Issei guy has some interesting things to say. Why settle for being just a Youkai Princess, when she could become a Harem Queen instead? So take care when sharing your dream with a fox, because she might not give it back so easily.
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Garrett's Girls by PetalsAndPlotTwists
Fandoms: Off Campus (TV 2026), Off-Campus Series - Elle Kennedy
07 Jul 2026
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This idea was born from a fic I read here on AO3 and genuinely could not stop thinking about. I kept waiting for someone else to write more stories like it. Eventually I decided to write one myself. Consider this my love letter to that premise.
Hannah Wells is not a damsel. She wants that on record. She survived the worst night of her life and walked away. Just not the way anyone might have expected. She walked away with a daughter—bright and stubborn and entirely worth it—and the unshakeable conviction that she would never need anyone to save her again. She survived. She rebuilt. She is still rebuilding.
Garrett Graham doesn't do complicated. Hannah Wells is the definition of it—guarded, exhausted, and holding everything together through sheer force of will. When the scholarship keeping her afloat starts to slip and the walls she's built threaten to come down with it, the last person she expects to steady her is him. She doesn't know how to ask for help. She's never let herself. Then Garrett shows up and stays, and Hannah is forced to reckon with the possibility that needing someone and losing yourself are not the same thing.
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Word of the week:- sparkle.
A hunt takes the brothers to an elegant location, which neither of them are too happy about.
This time it's Dean who gets cougared by an older woman!Series
- Part 86 of Dribble Drabble
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Why do you have to be so cute? by Kittenlattes
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Jul 2026
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"Just got bored and decided to mix myself something.." He said trying to sound breezy and confident. He did not feel either right now.
Bakugo glared like he did not believe him for a second. Which was fair because he was absolutely lying.
Bakugo has gotten over krishima.. unfortunately he’s not quite over crushing on soft boys.
Kaminari and his slightly concerning new habits are weaseling their way into bakugo not quite cold and dead heart.THE FIRST CHAPTER IS VERY SHORT⚠️ Bear with me they get longer.
This fic is newish (not that new anymore)and my first! Will do my best to post regularly to this fic and may start something else.
Possible grammatical errors please don’t get the belt And..Uhm pray for updates? I will try to post every four days!
TWs: alcohol abuse, parental death, poor coping strategies, implied past abuse. Familial estrangement, self harming behaviors, arguing, lewdness, cursing, innuendo, sexual themes, sex, profanity, nudity, explicit sexual content, cannabis, mild for canoninjury’s, semi public sex. Reader discretion is advised. ⚠️
(you aren’t crazy I did rewrite this)
Anyway enjoy! 💕
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When King Daeron the Good sends Prince Baelor Targaryen to Highgarden for the tournament that is to decide who gets Maria Tyrell’s hand, no one expects the visit to change the fate of three lives.
Baelor finds in Maria a girl who sees beyond the prince, the heir, and the burden of duty. Maria finds in him a loving witness for everything she wishes to be. And Lyonel Baratheon, wild, loyal, and with time impossible to ignore, becomes not the storm she once feared, but one that refuses to let her disappear into the life chosen for her.
As years go by, love, marriage, duty, scandal, and power bind them together in ways none of them can escape. As old decisions begin to bleed into the future of the Reach and the Iron Throne, Maria must learn what it means to be daughter, wife, mother, heir and above else — herself.
What once seemed sacred must mature into life stripped from fantasy. And for it to happen, a lot of it has to die.
Duty that once stand in their way is the very thing that must bind them together.
A story of impossible love, political consequence, loyalty, womanhood, and the bitter truth that all three of them have to learn the hard way – one need not intend harm to do it.
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“Okay, Max will kill me if I don’t ask. Are you and Will finally together?” Lucas asked pulling out of the drive.
"Move!" Lucas honked his horn at the paparazzi blocking their way.
Mike closed eyes, “I don’t know; not exactly” the words and uncertainty in them physically pained him.
“You share a mortgage, how do you still not know?”
Mike only shrugged, “maybe it’s just not in the cards.”
“About 100 photos and 20 articles would suggest otherwise. Care to explain or is today going to be full of awkward silence?” Lucas quirked a brow.
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Mike’s feelings for Will for the past 20 years are uncomplicated how he’s handled them on the other hand is absolutely insane.
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- Part 2 of Everyone Knew: A Silly Byler Tale
