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Trinity gets off with help of her toy.
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Teasing by pitifulpining (insanemuppet)
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
30 Dec 2024
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Vi makes terrible decisions while bored. Texting Caitlyn is not one of them.
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Silver Spoons & Shiny Staples by pitifulpining (insanemuppet)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Nov 2023
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Dabi’s memory is about as damaged as his skin. Going about his life with reminders from overly-friendly co-workers and various notes he can’t remember writing, his routine is interrupted by a feathered freak who won't stop staring at him.
Hawks' career is faltering under the pressure of the public eye after a failed deal with the HPSC and the only thing keeping him going is the shiny, grumpy waiter at the LOV, a local cafe who he can't keep his cool around.
Even if the nicknames for him are getting increasingly crude.
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Creative Chaos Telephone Fics by ashenice, astronautwithatophat, Beingwithaskillet, Blancfortune (RahDamon), Bouji, CoolPandr, cryolyst, daylightbreaks, DemyxDancer, hailstormtsunami (orphan_account), Isabel_Lynden, kosmochan808 (orphan_account), kourota, Louie_writes, Lucifer_is_my_bitch, MangaManiac, MarinaCipher, MermaidInDisguise, Myrte46, MysticChemyst, orphan_account, pitifulpining (insanemuppet), PromistDream, RewriteTheUniverse, Silvered_Fox, solidagold, The_Weeb_General, TheJayBoi (CoolPandr), Toboe1087, trixiexmoon, TsukkiNoNeko
Fandom Haikyuu!!, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Apr 2022
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Magneto finds himself in 1962, on the morning they go to Cuba, in the bed of the young Charles who'd spent months letting him think they were in love before breaking his heart. But he is not the same man he was forty years earlier, and as he gets to know young Charles again, he discovers that things might not have been exactly the way he remembered them after all.
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30 Jun 2026
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💞💞 magneto 71 still petty asf still in love w charles im sick
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Everything you know is wrong by aesc, pocky_slash
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
27 Feb 2014
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When Charles Xavier was five years old, he worshiped his father. When he was eleven, he learned to loathe his abusive stepfather. When he was sixteen, he gave up any claim on the family fortune just to escape. At twenty-four, he's moved away from home into a crappy, standard-issue graduate student house, and gone through his degree program with his best friend, Moira, by his side.
He's adjusted. He knows who he is and where he comes from and what his future holds. At least, until a stranger in a bathrobe shows up in his living room, having used his shower, eaten his lunch and, oh yes, broken in uninvited. Suddenly, everything Charles knows to be true about himself may turn out to be wrong, and his future and past both may be more dangerous than he ever could have imagined.
(aka the bathrobe fic)
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table for three by pocky_slash for metonymy
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) - Fandom
13 Dec 2014
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Erik should have known to call ahead to the Chinese restaurant--it's Christmas Eve and he lives in a predominantly Jewish neighborhood, after all. But before he can go home to mourn the loss of another one of his mother's yearly traditions, he's accosted by a teenage girl with a strange proposition--that he should stay and have dinner with her and her mother, instead.
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A Nice Boy (The Family Matters Edition) by pocky_slash for pearl_o
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) - Fandom
19 Jun 2015
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Erik's not sure whether the problem is that he doesn't want his parents to meet Charles or that he doesn't want Charles to meet his parents. Either way, he never invites Charles to brunch. Why should he? It's not like they're dating.
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Night three of Charles' insomnia is starting to drive him a little batty. Luckily, he has a mansion full of teammates to help.