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    After Ilya's transformation, he and Shane navigate life as vampires together.

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    Shane and Ilya have a very relaxed approach to planning their wedding. Everyone around them, not so much.

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    "If you need a cat, and you deserve a cat, the universe will make sure that a cat finds you. That's the Cat Distribution System at work," the woman explains.

    "But I don't need a cat," Shane says, baffled.

    "Are you sure?" the bearded guy says, looking down at the box, where Shane is still stroking the kitten's head.

    "Yes?" Shane says, frowning as the kitten rubs its small, bewhiskered cheek against his finger.


    Shane finds a stray kitten; Ilya not so slowly loses his mind.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    After tuna meltdown, Shane had to go back inside. What he saw changed everything.

    (Or, the lovers to friends to boyfriends fic that has eaten my brain.)

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    01 Jul 2026

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    “We’re just, well-“ Choui hedges, then glances round as if he’s looking for back up.

    “We’re worried that you’re a bit too controlling,” Hayes blurts out. “Of Rozanov.”

    Shane opens his mouth to respond, but he closes it again when he realises he has no fucking idea what to say. He’s - what?

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Former Russian cavalry captain Ilya Rozanov meets former British cavalry captain Shane Hollander during the Tsar's state visit to London for the peace celebrations in June 1814. Things progress in various unexpected directions.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Jaw Man flicked his middle finger up at Ilya, who didn’t seem to mind, and gestured towards Shane and Hayden with raised eyebrows. “The f*** are you even doing right now, man.”

    Ilya said briefly, “Orgy.”

    “Uh,” said Shane, “no, that’s not—”

    Ilya grinned at him. It was a mean-edged grin but something about it seemed to suggest that he was joking with Shane, rather than about him. “Oh, he speaks.”

    “We’re not here for an orgy,” Shane said to Jaw Man. “We’re missionaries with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.”

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    30 Mar 2026