therealfreddurst
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basically just the beatles’ revolution 9 but make it poetry
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i'd take care of you, if you'd ask me to by belbelbel
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 Jun 2026
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“Would it help––should I bring my dinner in too?” Grace jokes, smiling in preparation for the absolute symphony of disgusted whistles he knows Rocky will produce at the thought of them doing something as depraved as sharing a meal. “I’ve been saving this week’s half packet of ramen for just such an occasion––”
[YES YES YES!] Rocky’s translator app suddenly blares from the laptop on the floor between them. [YES, ACCEPT ACCEPT ACCEPT! GRACE RAMEN ♪♫♪♫ WITH ROCKY, AFFIRMATIVE! GRACE ROCKY EAT ♪♫♪♫ MEAL TOGETHER AFFIRMATIVE YES YES AFFIRMATIVE NOW.]
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or, a fic to answer the questions: What if you fell in love for the first time in your 40s, and it just so happened to be with your alien best bud who has five legs, no face, and is already married? And then what if you accidentally proposed marriage to said alien best bud without knowing, because while you may be Earth's best and brightest, you are also notoriously inexperienced and kinda stupid at close interpersonal relationships? What then?
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24 Jun 2026
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Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul).
Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.
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Bookmarked by therealfreddurst
01 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
fic so good and beautiful it might as well have been crafted by dwarves
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perseus jackson by Anonymous
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
22 Aug 2025
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This is a series where Percy loses his memories, goes by Perseus instead, and things go a little differently.
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Bookmarked by therealfreddurst
12 Dec 2025
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Bedlam by ImaSleepyBear
Fandoms: Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines (Video Game), Vampire: The Masquerade
20 Dec 2024
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The fledgling develops a crush on the handsome stranger who saved her from execution.
Mostly follows the plot of the game with a little bit of divergence and more participation from the side characters.
Smut is in the second-to-last chapter. When I said "Eventual Smut," I meant it.
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A Little Neglect May Breed Great Mischief... by InfinniumRose
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Oct 2022
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Harry Potter was not special. He was not loved, respected, or famous in any way. He was simply Harry, a boy raised by Muggles, who resented, hurt, and lied to him. But now Harry knows he's a wizard. Now he knows the truth about himself and his past. Now he's determined to prove himself and make his parents proud.
Even if he's not as important as the famous Boy-Who-Lived, as smart as his best friend Hermione Granger, or as popular as his other best friend Draco Malfoy, he's eager to show the magical world what he's made of. Even if that means lying a few times, but surely he's good at that, right? Right?
Oh, Merlin, why is he like this?
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