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Breaking News: We Like Each Other by prailock
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 May 2026
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In the offseason, a steamy video of Shane and Ilya dancing at a club goes viral. Already out and married for years at this point, the first husbands of hockey can't believe this is news. For once, it's Shane whose media responses blow it up even further. Ilya’s not about to let an opportunity to compete with Shane go to waste.
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The rivalry still hasn't died, they just find new ways to keep it going. Why choose silence when you can choose violence?
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- Part 1 of Pure Meringue
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Barbe-Q&A by prailock
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
31 May 2026
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In their first summer after being outed, Shane finally accepts that invite to Bood's backyard barbecue. It could have been a relaxing night. But Ilya's brought vodka. And the Centaurs brought questions. Might as well rip off the band aid before he signs with Ottawa.
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How many shots is it worth to know what your Captain likes in bed?
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- Part 3 of Pure Meringue
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Drunk Shane and silly Centaurs meet for the first time
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And everyone will know (how loved you were) by LawBae for 4urorasolace
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
01 Jul 2026
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The birth of Aphrodite’s oldest daughters wasn’t heralded by the loud crying of children, the shaking of the earth, or anything of the sort. Their birth was announced by an awkward Helios, asking if he could pick which girl would be his bride or if they would rather choose for him. The two gods, still basking in their afterglow, asked what girls he was talking about.
The Titan of the Sun merely pointed down, and following his finger, Poseidon and Aphrodite finally saw who the blonde was referring to. In the space where the sand meets the sea, stood two confused-looking girls holding each other’s hands.
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The story of Perseira Aphrodities, daughter of Poseidon with Aphrodite told through the eyes of those around her.
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Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet by kit_kat_katie07 for SilentMusiic
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Jul 2026
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You're an international rock star who, during your biggest stadium tour, realizes that they're tired of hiding their relationship with two members of High Voltage, a popular indie rock band. So, you decide take a few measured steps that'll allow you to safely expose your relationship to the general public while keeping your career in-tact. ...Unfortunately, you are also a hot mess who can't help but make your manager, Monique, work for her money, so you take a drastic step one night that reveals your hand a little sooner than what was agreed upon. Luckily, for you, Eddie & Volt like you (and your chaos) more than they probably should.
AKA — a Soulmate AU (when you turn sixteen, your soulmate's first words to you are written on your arm) mixed with a Rock Band AU AND our favorite boys <3
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THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT I COULD ASK FOR WRITTEN BY THE BEST WRITER FRIEND EVER <333333
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"Good evening, everyone. Joining us in the booth tonight is former Centaurs captain Ilya Rozanov."
"And there's Shane Hollander with the puck," Ilya greeted warmly. "Talented and beautiful man with incredible thighs. Married, unfortunately for the rest of you."
The broadcast camera zoomed in on Shane's face.
"That's my husband," Ilya added, just in case anyone had forgotten.
The Ottawa Centaurs are playing Montreal in the most anticipated matchup of the season. Unfortunately for everyone involved, retired Centaurs legend Ilya Rozanov has been invited to guest commentate.
Featuring: biased commentary, Montreal slander, and aggressive husband hyping.
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- Part 5 of This Is Why We Have Media Training
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not a love child.. or is it? by atrameu
Fandoms: 転生したらスライムだった件 - 伏瀬 | Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken | That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime - Fuse
28 Mar 2023
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continuation to my fic "simply adorable" !
rimuru finds out he's pregnant after a month of confusing mood swings and drinking tea that'd kill you from how sugary it is, and after coming to an agreement with the one and only guy crimson, rimuru begins his journey of carrying the primordial red's child, and dealing with said primordial's constant teasing.
[more tags and characters will be added as the fic goes on!]
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- Part 6 of Guys and Rimurus gay shenanigans
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Get a Room by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill) for firethesound
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Aug 2015
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Harry and Draco have been seeing each other for six months now, and they really can't keep their hands off one another, especially when they get a little drunk.
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“And really,” Jenkins added, his eyeroll visible through the visor on his full-body protective suit, “Eros Spores are basically harmless; it’s not like you’re going to die.”
There was a pause as four Librarians and one Guardian could only stare at him, dumbfounded, through the thoroughly-barricaded doors.
“Really!” he continued. “The nature of the spores is to sort themselves out on their own, so to speak, no lasting damage to worry about. I’ll be back to check on you all in, oh, three hours should do it?”
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When the team gets doused with mysterious magical sparkles, things start to heat up—literally. Now they’re quarantined in the Annex with only each other for company... Who knows what they might get up to?
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Alfred tries to flirt, and oh does he fail spectacularly. Arthur meanwhile, is not impressed. But not really a surprise there. That doesn't mean Al will give up though, and hey: you have to give him points for effort.
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What if Buck time travels to the beginning of season 01 when he's struck by lightning? What will he do when presented with the chance to fix his mistakes and help his friends and family avoid their worst tragedies?
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If not for his training, this would be the moment where Buck stops in his tracks, confused, wondering where all the rain went, what that flash of light was, how it’s suddenly a bright sunny day when a heartbeat ago it was the middle of a dark and stormy night, and why all of this seems vaguely familiar. But there’s no time for that. There’s a drowning victim to tend to.
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- Part 1 of Time Travel Buck
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“Rozanov, back up.”
“Backing up,” Ilya said evenly, “But if he touches my husband again I will explore violence.”
Shane exhaled, resigned. "You are sitting next to me for a reason.”
“Yes,” Ilya agreed. “Leash.”
@downbadinottawa
There are FOSSILS less down than Rozanov. He is WHIPPED and PROUD of it.@montrealdefender
we are getting destroyed by a guy who just publicly admitted his husband controls him. this is the worst timeline.When Ottawa faces Montreal again, Shane keeps it professional. Ilya absolutely does not.
Featuring: one infamous Hollanov Wikipedia page and a professional athlete with a marriage kink.
Translated into Chinese
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- Part 3 of This Is Why We Have Media Training
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Let Me Tell You How Much I've Come To Love You by ItsNotWhatYouTHinkiSwear
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
29 Jun 2026
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Caine has lately been having some odd feelings. Ones that only arise when he's around a certain tall purple rabbit...
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My Star Trek TOS Art by eldar_of_zemlya
Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series (TV)
02 Jul 2026
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A fairly comprehensive collection of my Star Trek: The Original Series artworks. Mostly Kirk/Spock, with occasional Chapel/Uhura, Scotty/Uhura, and others :)
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Fantastic fan artist.
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gifted artist with an eye for the heart of TOS
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jump care by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
02 Jul 2022
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In Jaskier’s defense, he would argue that he had very good reasons for not realizing he was haunted. Between gigs and side jobs, his days are far from standard working hours, the house is old so who would be alarmed by a few odd noises now and then, and after a lifetime of ADHD, who is he to say that he didn’t leave every single cabinet door open and rearrange his mugs in the cupboard without realizing it?
“The fucking writing in the mirror wasn’t a clue?” Priscilla asks with a dubious eyebrow raised.
(Jaskier has a poltergeist) (This is a problem until it gets his rent reduced) (Then the only problem is stopping the witcher his landlord hired from wrecking the good thing he's got going on)
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The Deadpool Dates Peter Parker Universe by what_they_said
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
20 Jan 2025
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One of those fics where Deadpool dates Peter Parker without knowing he's Spider-Man.
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Fun spicy and cute
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Garrett's Girls by PetalsAndPlotTwists
Fandoms: Off Campus (TV 2026), Off-Campus Series - Elle Kennedy
05 Jul 2026
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This idea was born from a fic I read here on AO3 and genuinely could not stop thinking about. I kept waiting for someone else to write more stories like it. Eventually I decided to write one myself. Consider this my love letter to that premise.
Hannah Wells is not a damsel. She wants that on record. She survived the worst night of her life and walked away. Just not the way anyone might have expected. She walked away with a daughter—bright and stubborn and entirely worth it—and the unshakeable conviction that she would never need anyone to save her again. She survived. She rebuilt. She is still rebuilding.
Garrett Graham doesn't do complicated. Hannah Wells is the definition of it—guarded, exhausted, and holding everything together through sheer force of will. When the scholarship keeping her afloat starts to slip and the walls she's built threaten to come down with it, the last person she expects to steady her is him. She doesn't know how to ask for help. She's never let herself. Then Garrett shows up and stays, and Hannah is forced to reckon with the possibility that needing someone and losing yourself are not the same thing.
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And so, he went to the Central City Fertility Clinic to acquire some high-quality baby gravy.
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What happens when a relationship is stress-tested to its limits? Will it splinter? Will it break? And, more importantly, will it mend?
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Love was never a part of the program by ivydailyglitch72
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
06 Jul 2026
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Blue Lock Academy is a prosperous school known to form the best female athletes in Japan. Whether it's soccer, figure skating or volleyball, numerous talented girls study here... for the worst and the best. Directed by Jinpachi Ego, the pressure never stops sky-rocketing : with the constant rankings and trials, the students all share one single goal — becoming the best athlete in their category, no matter the cost.
In this chaotic and oppressing environment, friends are more important than ever to the students -even if they are named Shidou. Groupchats with gossip and rumors that DO NOT match the age of the teenagers are frequent, and things only get worse when new hot prodigies arrive on campus. Secrets are revealed, rivalries intensify and the future of Japan seems to develop far more than friendships and mental health issues.
Love had apparently decided to blossom at the possibly worst (or best?) moments possible.
Welcome to Blue Lock Academy.
(Alternative universe where they are all girls (FEMLOCK) and where heterosexuality is an endangered species.)
This is approximatively 35% chatfic and 65% actual writing.*-
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All hail our lord and savior Chuuya Nakahara by Love_Hyuneee
Fandom Squid Game (TV 2021), 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
29 Aug 2023
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