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    In a newly restored Lumiere, Verso settles into his new life with Gustave and begins to live again after a century of hardship and sorrow. The path, however is not an easy one, as people come with many different things to share. Most noticable of all is germs.
    And Verso, after being immortal, has the immune system of a newborn.
    Along with the growing issue of security for the city and feeding the increased population, things are far from simple.

    featuring - the weather, illness, bad cooking skills, tea!, snuggling, nevron attacks and much more!

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    Lloyd and Kai are rivals forced to share a house on the luxurious Velocity Isle for a high-stakes team challenge show. From the moment they arrive, tensions run high—rivalry, teasing, and clashing personalities fill their days. But even in moments of quiet, late-night walks, and kitchen disasters that leave them accidentally tangled together, something more begins to stir. Secrets are revealed, unexpected connections form, and beneath the bickering, sparks fly—whether they like it or not.

    I added made up Characters... But its still a good story!

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    Felicia tries to cook for Peter but she ends up making a mess. Peter intervenes and he makes the situation even worse.

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    "Oikawa-san asked me on a date today. He said there'll be meat, and it's his treat... What more could I ask for?! Tomorrow's the day, I wonder what he has prepared."

    A scenario in which Oikawa convinces Kageyama to go on a date, and everything goes wrong. Food dancing in the air, a restaurant that only cooks onigiri, and a waiter that suspiciously looks familiar... Every disaster you would want to avoid on a first date, combined together in a single story! Will Kageyama end up impressed or disappointed by Oikawa's arrangement?

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    3/?
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    Ran Warren regrets a lot of things; her lack of agency, backbone, her fear, her anxiety. Andromeda was her shot at escape, at a new start, a chance to be who she never got to be in the Milky Way.
    But upon thawing out, she's as clueless and alone as she ever was and now, on uneven terrain, she has no idea where to start or even what she wants. The king of all impulse decisions has left her stranded, scarred and more isolated than ever before. Unable to go back, incapable of moving forward, Ran drifts.
    Until she first sets foot on Aya. And for the first time, her eyes are opened to the possibilities for her life and potentially, her future.
    The chatty and overly friendly curator. The welcoming but terse older bartender. The grim and mysterious leader whose isolation mirrors her own. The angara are a people unlike any she's met before and Ran becomes swept up in the tides of change enveloping both them and the aliens who have barely won their tentative trust. A journey of self-discovery and failure bleeds into the overarching epic in the search for a home. After all, just because Meridian has been found doesn't mean home is guaranteed.

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    Ignacio found several recipes on how to make ice-cream from his local library, hoping to impress a certain someone. Unfortunately, certain someone is hard to please, and the Arizona heat doesn’t like ice-cream.

     

    I’ve been reading too many westerns… I had to put some of my reading to use.

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    Monika is tired - oh so very tired. It's been what feels like eternity stuck in the post-deletion void, and despite herself she tried to make an escape with her friends (or, what's left of them). In her desperation and loneliness, she allows herself to be used by a certain piece of malware, who now threatens to subsume and corrupt every game he can get his hands on. Now the young poet must venture through numerous worlds to find some way to stop him, and, with the help of everyone's favorite bone-ified comedian, might just grow a little along the way.

    TL;DR, it's Indie Cross meets Learning with Pibby, and braincells have no place here.

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    35/?
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    Kory convinces Dylan and ryan to join his cooking challenge where one is blind, deaf, and mute. How will they survive?

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    The ex-High Mage's heart stops a third time, all of its energy poured into the final spell to protect the people of Katolis from Sol Regem's flames.
    Only this time, it doesn't stay stopped - courtesy of a certain Startouch Elf.

    Now the mage and the immortal are on the run.
    The world is looking for them, and the only place they are ever truly safe is together.

    Or:
    Aaravos cares too much, and it has some unforseen consequences. Namely, the resurrection of someone who is very much Not Supposed To Be Alive.
    Featuring terrible cooking, glowtoads, a LOT of miscommunication, and Callum on a rope swing.

    Title taken from Fine Place To Die by Alex Warren.

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    Il Dottore takes medicine to manage pain and then spends the night with Pantalone. Or, Pantalone and il Dottore are nauseatingly sweet to each other in the middle of the night.

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    Lee Sangwon lives a simple life—balancing his job at the café and filling the quiet with small, careful routines. All the while, he tries to figure things out. How to change. How to move forward.

    The future, once so bright, now feels bleak and empty.

    Hopeless...

    Until the bell chimes.

    Until he sees him.

    The boy who pulls him toward a life he had once only dreamed of living.

    Together.

    But would they ever make it?

    A wonxin cafe AU with barista Sangwon and student Anxin. Where an INFP finds himself changing for someone he doesn't even fully know yet.
    Be warned though there's a lot of realistic angst, and themes of depression, guilt, and self- hate.......but they learn to move on together!

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    After Trevor makes a (hurtful) remark about Ryan’s inability to cook, he strives to learn it for himself.

    Obviously, an inexperienced cook means a plethora of bad dishes. But Ryan can’t seem to accept that.

    He’s been raised better than this, don’t you think?

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    Butler wakes up to a loud explosion downstairs and the smell of...snicker-doodles?

    Or

    Artemis wants to surprise Butler for Father's days (it goes wrong)

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    "What's the last thing you remember?"

    Arthur swallowed, trying to cast his mind back. His head still ached, horribly empty, but he tried to push past it. He remembered the Order, remembered seeing Larson, seeing Yellow, and then-

    It hit him then what had happened, and he let out a slow, shaky laugh.

    "The machine." he whispered. "We... We separated."

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    nobody was writing the p40 canon divergence i craved after listening to it so i'm writing it myself

    completed!

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    (ik I tag bathing but there is no nudity clothing stays on)
    Red always takes care of everyone. He makes them food, loves them, cares for them when they're sick. It's Red's turn to get sick just when Vio and Blue are leaving for an important mission. That just leaves Green scrambling with what to do.

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    "You're a hazard to society," Oscar murmured, the corners of his mouth twitching just a fraction.

    Lando was staring up at him, utterly helpless, his face completely flushed a deep, brilliant crimson from his throat to the tips of his ears. "I... it was a flashpoint. The chemistry of the fat—"

    "You burnt the pig, mate," Oscar corrected gently. He reached out, his thumb catching a tiny smudge of ash on Lando's cheek, wiping it away with a lingering, soft touch. "Go sit down. Before you burn down the building."

    OR

    Lando promises his Twitch chat an authentic, culinary masterclass. What they actually get is a ruined piece of meat, a screaming smoke detector, and Oscar Piastri breaking his off-camera rule to bodily hoist Lando out of the danger zone—much to the complete meltdown of forty thousand live viewers.

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    Hi. This is Anton Volkov, a prestigious Fatui scientist that’s working under the Doctor. He has some words to say: It started normal when the Doctor requested a knife, then slightly questionable when he requested some shrimp, then a stove entered the lab. What followed for the next eight hours could only be describe as shrimp genocide and battlefield in the lab. I fainted during taste testing and still woke up employed. Unfortunately. 1/10 wouldn’t not recommend. The one point is for being alive.

    Or in which, Dottore attempted cooking shrimp curry and gave every assistant scientist nightmares.

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    fiddleford grows up with the twins and stan becomes way too attached for his own good. we start out seeing them grow up! its cute! but as stan gets older his infatuation gets a little bit out of hand and he cant get the tall strawberry blonde out of his mind.

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    “What's the event!? is it like another fighting thing or…” Jude could only hope it was something he was good at.

    “oh- its a cooking contest!” Parker grinned, clearly he’d never tasted judes food. Because-fun fact- Jude can’t cook!

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    Twirps is hosting a cooking contest, unfortunately for Jude he’s paired with sharpness.

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    The COLA's have a bakesale, it goes about as well as you'd expect

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    1/?
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